Pondering

So what would happen if you gave a cappchino monkey cappicuno would it become a cappicuno bean monkey or just a cappicno bean pardon my bad spelling. If you gave ninja pirates rum would they become super ninja pirates.

Been pondering these for a while of course im just weird and the pirates lead to a huge post about me owning russia and pirates trying to take it over

end of my weird thoughts oh maybe one final one what would happen if the gnomes ate bad gouda would they die will they are H2O intolerent