Squirrel chatter

§quirrel banter is about to be delivered! So, just a fair warning. I was writing this while sitting in my living room.

Looking around this room confuses me. I mean, look at that bug. Bug? Where?! Eew, ramen boogies. That ticking sound is driving me up the wall--ooh driving? What car? Fire truck! BOOM! CRASH! BAM--D-e-d dead! Sluuuuuuuurp!

The bunnies want to take over... No way! Me and my squirrels are to take the thrown as ruler of this world! First the world--then Texas! Then we take over that rock. Look! Foot prints! Squirrelly tracks, wonder where they go? Ooh! They go up that tree! Shiny! Mine!

Tiger's milk is goooood. But wouldn't it hurt if you milk a tiger's tits? Ow. Lose half yer face and yer head! Pain! Vicodin! It kills all knowledge of existing paaaiiiin. ;3

More to come likely. If my mind keeps wandering like it does--yeah, there should be a lot more random banter to come. Enjoy, bai bai

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