Dear lord the zombies and sporks are back
This is for sporkta my friends yes that very sporkta that be we pillaged with the zombie nation of all nations...called zomanada....*coughs* I mean Canada.
We are back better then ever...okay just me since my lovely team is now on there own moved and in college and were ever else in this wide world.
This blog misses all of you but for one thing for sure It is very much so alive not as many posts as before but....
it's time to meet the sporktans
if there is anymore around that is for now follow this easy how to guide on how to use a spork in case zombies attack...or if your lucky as my dear room mate says throw some bread out there and if they say g-g-g....rains they are vegetarian zombies and you have nothing worry about okay.
Phase one steal underpants...oops oh wait thats for later on...
1.If you have done the throw the bread and have discovered it is very much infact a vegetarian zombie just throw out more bread and tofu...if you run out load up the spork cannon full of meaty goodness and fire away...they really hate meat and shall then die off due to the fatty meaty goodness
2.run to your local hardware store and locate some nails some wood and if your lucky some metal and fashion your very own spork...okay really the nails and wood is just a ploy to suck you all...I mean the wood is used for boarding up windows and stuff to prevent zombies from eating your lovely lil brain meats...mmm brain meats now then step 3
3.With said metal find a welding torch or something and cut out a spork like shape...or if you want some flimsy cheap sword ....yay now then with that being done you are now ready to become the hunter of men the master of sporkaster the sporkanator of all things to come.....The master sporker of the spork-i powers
(bonus points if you can yell out "THIS IS MY SPORKSTICK")
4.now that you are armed ready and most likely have a zombie crawling by your feet by now start running around flailing and launching off that spork cannon at the said non-vegan zombies
5.Congrats if you made it this far you are now a zombie cause silly there really is no way to beat them and by reading this manual it was only a distraction brought on by the zombie queen and her said minions of doom to keep you busy enough so we could surround you and eat your yummy juicy brain meats
We are back better then ever...okay just me since my lovely team is now on there own moved and in college and were ever else in this wide world.
This blog misses all of you but for one thing for sure It is very much so alive not as many posts as before but....
it's time to meet the sporktans
if there is anymore around that is for now follow this easy how to guide on how to use a spork in case zombies attack...or if your lucky as my dear room mate says throw some bread out there and if they say g-g-g....rains they are vegetarian zombies and you have nothing worry about okay.
Phase one steal underpants...oops oh wait thats for later on...
1.If you have done the throw the bread and have discovered it is very much infact a vegetarian zombie just throw out more bread and tofu...if you run out load up the spork cannon full of meaty goodness and fire away...they really hate meat and shall then die off due to the fatty meaty goodness
2.run to your local hardware store and locate some nails some wood and if your lucky some metal and fashion your very own spork...okay really the nails and wood is just a ploy to suck you all...I mean the wood is used for boarding up windows and stuff to prevent zombies from eating your lovely lil brain meats...mmm brain meats now then step 3
3.With said metal find a welding torch or something and cut out a spork like shape...or if you want some flimsy cheap sword ....yay now then with that being done you are now ready to become the hunter of men the master of sporkaster the sporkanator of all things to come.....The master sporker of the spork-i powers
(bonus points if you can yell out "THIS IS MY SPORKSTICK")
4.now that you are armed ready and most likely have a zombie crawling by your feet by now start running around flailing and launching off that spork cannon at the said non-vegan zombies
5.Congrats if you made it this far you are now a zombie cause silly there really is no way to beat them and by reading this manual it was only a distraction brought on by the zombie queen and her said minions of doom to keep you busy enough so we could surround you and eat your yummy juicy brain meats
posted by xsilentwolfx at 4:38 PM
