Even more words of wisdom pt.2

1-Running around with a rubber piggy going fear you mooesy fate will not only make people think you are not sane but also is probally a one way ticket to the padded walls of your mooesy fate

2- Do you really want to breed a wolf and squirrel do you know what you get most likely wolfuirrels or squirrolfs (it will be a new super breed of sugar induced super wolfuirels or squirrolfs)

3- This new breed will have faces of wolves but bushy squirrel tails oh and probally chitter but still howl at the moon

4-Hugging a dork gives you a better life span

5- "Everytime you hug a dork a criminal gets his just desserts."

6- That it is wise to say that I am now a very happy wuff I gots me a squirell

7- It is fact that sporking a electrial outlet leads to shocking events

8- It is also fact sporking a cow leads to mad cow

9- Sporking a squirrel leads to foamy ranting squirrels of doom

10-cracking a whip at the butter does not give you whipped butter