Words of wisdom
Some things everyone should know.
1- Don't stare into the sun. You'll need surgery till you're 80years old.
2- When in front of a moving vehicle... Don't stand still. They can see you.
3- Never coop up a hundred cats for a month straight and let them loose. Although... That might be funny.
4- Hard objects are NOT you friends
5- When you need a shoulder, don't use mine. Just kidding
6- Never... And I mean NEVER, put a live ferret in your pants. You will NOT win the fight.
7- Nor a dead one... ( ^ )
8- HP to gamers does not mean Harry Potter.
9- Don't fart in your cubical... Fart in the elevator! On the 10th floor!
10- Never provoke a swarm of killer Redeads and run. You will not win.
11- Don't ever play bumblebee boppin'. Slow down just once and you'll lose the game.
12- Even if you wear a sheet on Halloween in front of a moving vehicle... Trust me, they can STLIL see you.
13- Poking a polar bear only insures your early death bed. The bear will not attend your funeral. He does not care.
14- Food can be your friend. And food can be your foe. But if you eat too much of it. To heaven you will go.
15- Don't walk up to a cow with a bumper and hit it. The cow will beat you.
16- Everytime you run over a squirrel a boy gets laid. Please think of the squirrels.
I'll think of more later. <3
okay lol this wuff just has to add on
17- Don't lick a bugzapper in hopes it well help fix your hair...you just get all sizzly and meaty
18-HP to gamers also does not mean hug please nore does it mean holy pie
19-If ever turned into a walking slab of meat do not outside
20- do no taste your self and go up to someone and go taste me im delicous and get a sane look
21-If you cant find a cure cut a chunk off your self and have sandwitches
22-Everytime you hurt or kill a poor squirrel not only does a boy get laid but heaven gets taken over by chittering holy squirrels of doom
23-Everytime you try to spork something....it well likely spork back
24-If you ever could breed a dragon and a fox and they had babies well you would get faggins
25-Never ever poke a sleeping wuff unless you want to find a ferret down your pants and a swarm of redeads after you followed by bumblebee boppin
26- "The best game in the world... Bear bumping. Sure you might lose an arm, but hey who needs one of those?"
27- If ever abducted by aliens never tell them that it's opposite day and it's the humans' turn to do the probing. Eehh... You'll likely get a bigger probe once they find out you're lieing.
1- Don't stare into the sun. You'll need surgery till you're 80years old.
2- When in front of a moving vehicle... Don't stand still. They can see you.
3- Never coop up a hundred cats for a month straight and let them loose. Although... That might be funny.
4- Hard objects are NOT you friends
5- When you need a shoulder, don't use mine. Just kidding
6- Never... And I mean NEVER, put a live ferret in your pants. You will NOT win the fight.
7- Nor a dead one... ( ^ )
8- HP to gamers does not mean Harry Potter.
9- Don't fart in your cubical... Fart in the elevator! On the 10th floor!
10- Never provoke a swarm of killer Redeads and run. You will not win.
11- Don't ever play bumblebee boppin'. Slow down just once and you'll lose the game.
12- Even if you wear a sheet on Halloween in front of a moving vehicle... Trust me, they can STLIL see you.
13- Poking a polar bear only insures your early death bed. The bear will not attend your funeral. He does not care.
14- Food can be your friend. And food can be your foe. But if you eat too much of it. To heaven you will go.
15- Don't walk up to a cow with a bumper and hit it. The cow will beat you.
16- Everytime you run over a squirrel a boy gets laid. Please think of the squirrels.
I'll think of more later. <3
okay lol this wuff just has to add on
17- Don't lick a bugzapper in hopes it well help fix your hair...you just get all sizzly and meaty
18-HP to gamers also does not mean hug please nore does it mean holy pie
19-If ever turned into a walking slab of meat do not outside
20- do no taste your self and go up to someone and go taste me im delicous and get a sane look
21-If you cant find a cure cut a chunk off your self and have sandwitches
22-Everytime you hurt or kill a poor squirrel not only does a boy get laid but heaven gets taken over by chittering holy squirrels of doom
23-Everytime you try to spork something....it well likely spork back
24-If you ever could breed a dragon and a fox and they had babies well you would get faggins
25-Never ever poke a sleeping wuff unless you want to find a ferret down your pants and a swarm of redeads after you followed by bumblebee boppin
26- "The best game in the world... Bear bumping. Sure you might lose an arm, but hey who needs one of those?"
27- If ever abducted by aliens never tell them that it's opposite day and it's the humans' turn to do the probing. Eehh... You'll likely get a bigger probe once they find out you're lieing.
28- That any attempt to harvest more organs well not work due to the fact your organs would have a all out war and you will be stuck with a lifetime of heartburn and indigestion
29-Don't call someone a nutter butter, peanut butter, chicken nugget, bean sprout, penis butter uncle loving jew. You might find out the hard way that they're either Jewish or don't like bean sprouts.
30-How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? 3 1/2 because that much sugar will make you so hyper, that you'll feel like you're on the moon. But don't try it... Anymore sugar than that will put you into a sugar induced coma.
Yep thats all for now maybe more soon
posted by xsilentwolfx at 6:13 PM
